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Post by ~Z~ on Jun 16, 2009 10:35:25 GMT -8
Abigail couldn't decide whether to try to ruin it for Ronald or to follow her mother. She finally decided to go after her mother and Bobby. "Mommy!" she squeaked, paddling quickly to catch up with her. "He's not dead!"
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Post by carmella on Jun 16, 2009 10:58:06 GMT -8
Mummy duck shook her head sadly, closing her eyes, "such wicked lies you children tell. Bobby never told such lies. He was an angel. And now he is one!" She burst into ducky sobs.
The swan twitched a wing in annoyance, "look, kid, what are you doing? No seriously, why are you staring at me like that?" It started to feel rather uncomfortable.
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Post by Lia on Jun 16, 2009 11:12:28 GMT -8
ooc:// *laughs*
ic:// "I AM ALIVE!" Bobby shouted. "Here, I'll lie, I'M DEAD!" He thought guiltily of the time he had put swan poo in Abigail's bed and then lied and said it was Ronald.
"You're... magnificent..." Ronald breathed, moving even closer.
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Post by ~Z~ on Jun 16, 2009 11:34:35 GMT -8
((ooc:// -cracks up-))
Abigail fluffed her feathers in annoyance again. "Mommy! When did I ever lie?" she asked honestly. She never lied- to her, anyways. "If he's dead then why's he still here?"
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Post by Lia on Jun 16, 2009 11:38:45 GMT -8
Bobby waved a wing in front of Mama Duck's face. "Yeah, mama." He was struck by a thought. "What if I am dead? And I've gone to hell? And I'm going to be stuck with my family for life-- death?!"
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Post by carmella on Jun 18, 2009 11:34:33 GMT -8
Mama duck opened one watery yellow duck eye. She peered at her children. "But...then...you must both be dead!" She began to sob all over again.
The swan scooted back a little in the water. "Yeah, this is funny and all," he said, "but a joke's a joke, and this ones going a little too far. I want you to leave me alone, ok?"
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Post by ~Z~ on Jun 18, 2009 12:27:03 GMT -8
((ooc:// -cracks up- YES! I knew it was going to be a guy!))
Abigail suddenly stared at her mother in complete shock- of her seemingly insane stupidity. "Mommy! We're not dead!" she squeaked again. "What will make you beleive us?"
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Post by nova on Jun 18, 2009 12:47:52 GMT -8
Molly yelped.
"Mummy!" she cried out. "Smelly bit me!"
Smelly rolled his eyes. "I didn't bite her! I don't have teeth!"
Goo pointed his wing out at Ronald and started laughing. "Ronald fell in love with a guy! Ronald fell in love with a guy!!!"
Molly ignored Smelly and walked straight up to Abigail and Bobby. "If you guys are dead, that means I can walk through you! Let me try!"
She backed up, and yelling loud quack noises, she collided straight into Bobby. "OW!"
Smelly looked confused. "If you hit Bobby when you did that, that means your dead!"
Molly gasped. "QUACK! MOM! QUACK, I'M DEAD!"
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Post by Lia on Jun 18, 2009 13:04:06 GMT -8
ooc:// *cracks up* Walk through you:P:P Beautiful guy:D:D Ducks can't walk, Nova... And for future references, they don't have teeth, but they do have lungs. (Don't ask how I know this.)  ic:// Ronald laughed nervously. "Would you like to..." He cut his sentence off as he heard Goo. "SHUT UP," he yelled, turning his head over his shoulder. "Immature siblings," he muttered to the swan. He examined the swan a bit more closely. "You're not really a guy, are you?" Bobby stuck out a wing, and thwacked Molly. "That hurt!!!" he yelled. "MEANIE! So," he continued in a conversational tone. "Who's alive?" |
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Post by nova on Jun 18, 2009 14:17:22 GMT -8
Molly gasped.
"A DEAD DUCK HIT ME, -quackquack-!" she said. "AAAH!"
She swam around in circles, as her stubby duck tail came on fire.
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Post by Lia on Jun 18, 2009 15:09:09 GMT -8
ooc:// ... fire... ... ...
OHMYGOD. DID I REALLY SAY THAT?!?!?
HOW STUPID AM I?!?!?!?!?!?!
ic:// Bobby gasped. "Molly! Your tail! It's on... fire!" He splashed her, trying to put out the fire with water.
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Post by carmella on Jun 19, 2009 0:19:24 GMT -8
((that's why they have legs XD))
"Waaaah!" wailed mother duck "my dead offspring are haunting me!" She paddled franctically away, hitting Molly. "OHMYGOD, I MUST BE DEAD TOO!!"
The swan looked past Ronald at the unfolding disaster. He shuffled backwards a little more. "Uhhh...do you....know them?"
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Post by Lia on Jun 19, 2009 8:53:04 GMT -8
ooc:// I think I have problems with ducks. *head-desk*
*runs to edit* Put out the water? ... XD
These poor ducks. They're getting thwacked.
ic:// Ronald hasped. How could he have admitted that he knew them?! "Those freaks?" he questioned, lifting a wing and flapping it to the side. "Uh, no, of course not..." Changing the subject, he dove quickly under the water, nearly crashed into the swan, and caught a tiny fish. "Are you hungry?" he spluttered, talking the instant his head hit the surface and forgetting to breathe.
Sighing, Bobby used his wings to grab his mother's head. "Look, mama. We. Are. Alive. Okay?!" He was getting frustrated.
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Post by nova on Jun 20, 2009 16:23:24 GMT -8
Molly yelled as she swam around in circles. "WE'RE ALL DEAD -QUACK-!"
Goo and Smelly swam up to their mother. "Mum, we're not dead! Look!" They swam around and took deep breaths to show they were living.
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Post by Lia on Jun 20, 2009 19:22:39 GMT -8
Bobby paused for a minute. "By the way, what happens when you're dead? How do you know that you breathe when you're dead? How do we know that we weren't dead before and that we're not alive now?"
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