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Post by ~Z~ on Jun 22, 2009 9:45:36 GMT -8
((-cracks up-
Alright, guys? I know a lot about birds.
They don't have teeth,
They CAN walk if they are on land,
They have lungs,
They have beaks,
They are warm blooded.
Any questions?))
Abigail let out an annoyed sigh. "Everybody's alive!" she shouted noisily. "Nobody died, we're all alive, don't you guys get it?" Her little wings were flapping, kicking up water while she did so.
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Post by carmella on Jun 22, 2009 10:37:54 GMT -8
((And they can fly sometimes, even!))
The swan shuffled nervously, "No, thanks," he said, looking at the fish which was barely the size of his eye.
"RONALD!" Called mother duck, "come over here and be dead or possibly not dead with the rest of your family!"
The swan raised an eyebrow ((WAIT...do swans have eyebrows?)) "Uh...are you sure you don't know them? I think they're calling you..."
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Post by ~Z~ on Jun 23, 2009 10:10:51 GMT -8
((ooc://Yes... they can fly...
No, they don't have eyebrows.
No roleplay response... -can't think of anything-))
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Post by Lia on Jun 23, 2009 10:37:01 GMT -8
ooc:// *cracks up* And there is grass in America:D what if they had overgrowing feathers over their eyes?
ic:// "I don't know them," Ronald asserted. He leaned in close, and whispered, "They're a bit... cuckoo... if you know what I mean."
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Post by carmella on Jun 29, 2009 10:40:13 GMT -8
The swan leaned away distastefully, "what, they replace the offspring of other birds with their own eggs?" he asked, confused.
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Post by ~Z~ on Jun 29, 2009 10:44:42 GMT -8
((ooc:// Then they would have a very strange genetic mutation.  ))
Abigail glanced over to Ronald, huffing. "Ronald! Quit flirting and come over here, would you? Momma's going insane!" She glanced at their mother, hoping she wouldn't get in trouble for saying that, but oh well.
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Post by carmella on Jun 29, 2009 11:17:34 GMT -8
Mother duck flapped her wings in annoyance, propelling herself backwards. She re-aligned herself, and paddled over to Ronald and the swan, who was wondering wether he should check on his mate and eggs, with an expression of frenzied dtermination that would have sent even the bravest lion in the world quaking in fear. Poor Ronald...
((trying to be descriptive, lol))
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Post by Lia on Jun 29, 2009 11:46:46 GMT -8
OOC:// GENETIC mutation:P This IS a roleplay DEVELOPMENT board:P I'm hungry.
ic:// "Yeah... strange..." Ronald agreed, utterly confused by the swan. "Er, would you mind if I... kissed you?" he asked bravely.
ooc:// Poor swan... poor swan-mate... poor guy... 
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Post by ~Z~ on Jun 29, 2009 11:52:23 GMT -8
((ooc:// Oh my... he's attempting to kiss a boy.))
Abigail glanced over at her brother, who seemed to be getting closer to the swan. Her eyes widened, as she paddled quickly over to the two of them. "What're you doing, Ronald?" she squeaked, glancing awkwardly up at the swan. "Are you stupid?!"
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Post by Lia on Jun 29, 2009 18:25:05 GMT -8
"Yes, I am," Ronald snapped back at his sister. "Go away and don't move!"
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Post by ~Z~ on Jun 30, 2009 7:53:04 GMT -8
Abigail huffed again, feeling like she was being more superior over him. "I can't go away and not move at the same time, Ronald!" she quacked, ruffling her feathers. "You're dumb and trying to kiss a boy!"
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Post by Lia on Jun 30, 2009 9:35:51 GMT -8
Ronald felt tired. "I might just... have a little... nap..." He started snoring.
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Post by carmella on Jun 30, 2009 9:46:12 GMT -8
((whut? O.o))((I kissed a boy and I liked it...got all the honies in the club excited))
The swan coughed awkwardly, "I'm sorry, but I really think there is some mistake. I'm not...one of...them.".
You see, the swan was very homophobic, (although secretly it was because he was insecure about his sexuality and didn't like to admit it as he was Christian) and it was all he could do to
try and let Ronald down gently instead of running, screaming like a girl. The only problem was - it was rather hard to let down a sleeping duck...
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Post by ~Z~ on Jun 30, 2009 10:22:43 GMT -8
((ooc:// .....................................................................................why the hell did he just fall asleep?))
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Post by Lia on Jun 30, 2009 10:27:19 GMT -8
ooc:// ... ... ... you are a girl, yes, Carmella?
*cracks up* a homophobic swan...
I don't know... I'm out of inspiration for all rp right now... XD
Wake him up?
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